• percy: you wanna go??
  • ares: im a god you absolute walnut
  • percy: i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
  • callerina:

    hisprincessinconverse:

    danfreakindavis:

    REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

    Whhhhat?
    Excuse me.
    Let me spread the shit out of this.

    This is horrifying. And sadly true.